- 2016 edition. 270 pages.
- Publisher Self published
- Softcover. Format C. Photos.
- Condition. Very good.
Constance writes, “It has taken a lot of soul searching and lots of courage, but I’ve decided to publish my own book!”. Part memoir, part manifesto, the book will cover off Constance’s journey through anxiety and her struggles with body image, as well as her raw and realistic take on parenting.
“Childbirth, having your baby sliced out of tummy on more drugs then you had in your 20s and the disappointment you’ll feel that none of them even slightly the shittest E you’ve ever had. Or the natural and graceful act of getting un-enjoyably fisted by your #hotdoctor and then shitting all over yourself in front of everyone,” she writes.Anxiety, how to go from hiding in your house to embracing your anxiety to being a diva about it "Queen Down mother fuckers get me a paper bag pronto"
Relationships, how tough it is for men and how understanding we must be when the arse fuckery of let downs sinks in and your realise that you actually married a spare dick. Of course there are some pearls of wisdom to help you clear the smoke and remind yourself that... "Yeah I could tap that again."
And the heart breaking story of when Bill and I were unfaithful ???? and how we came back to eventually being stronger then ever. ????????
Body image, how I went from being a bulimic teenager and an adult with the belief system that everything would be ok if I could just lose 5 kilos, to me a Queen who struts her muffin top and knows deep down that numbers on scales are nothing, I am hot as fuck. ????????
Kids, how to stay calm when one is pissing on your pillow another just screamed that she hates you and another just shat in the eski.
Queens. Some of us swap slow cooker recipes and others roll each other massive spliffs to get through. But we all get through and our differences unites us.
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